whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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    • 1. Post a picture of you? next post sure
    • 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? yep 
    • 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? both, the gender doesn’t matter
    • 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? always
    • 5. Can you commit to one person? yes
    • 6. How do you look right now? athletic
    • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now? sports bra, tank top, shorts
    • 8. How often do you listen to music? all the time. life is music
    • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? jeans
    • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014? … well considering it’s 2014…. I think my life will change dramatically before 2015
    • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? depends on the situation
    • 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? “and we dated for 2 years wtf”
    • 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings? I don’t want to hide my feelings
    • 14. Can you drive a stick shift? no 
    • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? yeah it makes me really sad
    • 16. Are you going out of town soon? no
    • 17. When was the last time you cried? hmm actually I haven’t cried in a while wow go me :) :) 
    • 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yes definitely
    • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you? no
    • 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow? band camp
    • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. I feel unproductive-ish
    • 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? hmm yeah
    • 23. Are you nice to everyone? I try to be
    • 24. What are you sitting on right now? a desk chair
    • 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I have accomplished this
    • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? yeah I guess?
    • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? hmmm good question I think it was Brad or Rendy
    • 28. Do you get a lot of colds? I do during the school year… stress induced probably
    • 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? no…
    • 30. Does anyone hate you? probably
    • 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? yeah
    • 32. Do you like watching scary movies? yes they’re so funny
    • 33. Are you a jealous person? sometimes
    • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? probably like when i was 1 because I can’t remember that
    • 35. Did you have a dream last night? I don’t think so
    • 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? yeah
    • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? noooo
    • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? yesss
    • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? probably not
    • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday? yes!
    • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? yes
    • 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? no I have changed a lot for the better 
    • 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? probably sleeping or playing frisbee lol
    • 44. What’s the best part about school? learning things you’re passionate about
    • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? yeah
    • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? not really anymore
    • 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? don’t we all?
    • 48. Were you single over the last summer? nope
    • 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now? changing
    • 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? not really but he isn’t ugly
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heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

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tomorrowsofyesterday:

So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this
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which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)

But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted

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"You silence our voices, but we are still heard."

HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!

(Thanks toastbabeis and mockingjaysource for noticing it and jenliamjosh for reblogging)

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when u buy a CD from Wal-mart and theres no cusses or swear words on it and it complies with the wishes of Jesus Lord God

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bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

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